Simone Policano

Actor | Producer

here’s what you missed on simone

also known as, here’s what’s relevant (as of OCTober 2019):

  • Sci-fi feature film Auggie—playing Richard Kind’s daughter—out in select theaters in NY + LA and available digitally on iTunes!

  • Guest star role on the season premiere of Blue Bloods, playing a felon who’s revealed to be the secret daughter of Treat Williams (sensing a theme here?). I have the best movie dads in town!!!!!

  • Finished an Off-Broadway run in THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG. Bruised, exhausted, thrilled.

  • Psychological thriller feature film This Is Our Home—co-starred in & produced—had its world premiere at the 2019 Cinequest Film Festival and then won BEST FEATURE FILM at the Lower East Side Film Festival.

  • Played Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born parodies for Comedy Central (490K+ views) + The Dad (344K+ views). All the collective Jackson Maine/Gaga wigs and vocal fry you could ever need.

  • Mockumentary sketches for The New Yorker with comedy duo Cannibal Milkshake: Millennial Hoarders, We Are Cambridge Analytica (voiceover), The Startup To End All Startups (voiceover). In the words of my grandmother, “in my day you had to READ The New Yorker.”

  • Played a tragically-millennial cheerleader in IFC Comedy Crib's digital series Sport Court, where Judge David Linda (Chris Roberti - High Maintenance, Broad City) tries to run an ad hoc courtroom in the basement of the Hartford Ultradome