Simone Policano

Actor | Producer

here’s what you missed on simone

also known as, here’s what’s relevant (as of august 2019):

  • Feature film Auggie will be in select theaters in NY + LA and on digital platforms on Sept. 20th!

  • Filmed a guest star role for the season 10 premiere (and 200th episode!) of Blue Bloods. Am I the psych ward prisoner who tried to eat her cellmate’s face or the crying girlfriend who can’t believe Jimmy would ever do something like this? Find out when the show returns on Sept. 27 at 10PM, only on CBS.

  • Finished her Off-Broadway run in THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG. Bruised, exhausted, thrilled.

  • Feature film This Is Our Home world premiered at the 2019 Cinequest Film Festival and then won BEST FEATURE FILM at the Lower East Side Film Festival.

  • Played Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born parodies for Comedy Central (490K+ views) + The Dad (344K+ views). All the collective Jackson Maine/Gaga wigs and vocal fry you could ever need.

  • Mockumentary sketches for The New Yorker with comedy duo Cannibal Milkshake: Millennial Hoarders, We Are Cambridge Analytica (voiceover), The Startup To End All Startups (voiceover). In the words of my grandmother, “in my day you had to READ The New Yorker.”

  • Played a tragically-millennial cheerleader in IFC Comedy Crib's digital series Sport Court, where Judge David Linda (Chris Roberti - High Maintenance, Broad City) tries to run an ad hoc courtroom in the basement of the Hartford Ultradome