Simone Policano

Actor | Producer

here’s what you missed on simone

also known as, here’s what’s relevant (as of june 2019):

  • Finished her Off-Broadway run in THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG. Bruised, exhausted, thrilled.

  • Feature film This Is Our Home world premiered at the 2019 Cinequest Film Festival and then won BEST FEATURE FILM at the Lower East Side Film Festival.

  • Feature film Auggie was just acquired by Samuel Goldwyn Films, the company behind The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Inside Out, and Lolita, among others. Auggie world premiered at the 2019 Cinequest Film Festival and is currently on the festival circuit.

  • Played Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born parodies for Comedy Central (490K+ views) + The Dad (344K+ views). All the collective Jackson Maine/Gaga wigs and vocal fry you could ever need.

  • Mockumentary sketches for The New Yorker with comedy duo Cannibal Milkshake: Millennial Hoarders, We Are Cambridge Analytica (voiceover), The Startup To End All Startups (voiceover). In the words of my grandmother, “in my day you had to READ The New Yorker.”

  • Played a tragically-millennial cheerleader in IFC Comedy Crib's digital series Sport Court, where Judge David Linda (Chris Roberti - High Maintenance, Broad City) tries to run an ad hoc courtroom in the basement of the Hartford Ultradome

  • Voiced Gracie and her cohort of friends, crushes + frenemies as they navigate 8th grade in the audiobook for Rachel Vail’s young adult novel, Well, That Was Awkward. And I always said you couldn’t pay me to go back to middle school.